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Self Defence (not just a physical thing!)

September 27, 2009

Came across these gems and had to pass them on…

  • Lawyer: “I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.”
  • Witness: “That’s me.”
  • Lawyer: “Were you present when that picture was taken?”
  • Lawyer: “Have you lived in this town all your life?”
  • Witness: “Not yet.”
  • Lawyer: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?”
  • Witness: “All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.”
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    1. September 30, 2009 8:18 pm

      No wonder innocent people go to jail

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